Tag: humour
member name: Firoze H.
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January 28, 2007 10:03 AM EST --
Mozart has a very unusual medical problem – the kind that would women giggle and wannabe studs green with envy. Mozart has an erection that has lasted for over a week; it just won’t go down. . . .
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October 12, 2006 03:50 AM EDT --
Yessssssssssss! I FINALLY made it. After weeks of fruitless attempts, I made it to Gather's "Most Read" list. Not just that, I debuted at number 5. Way to go, boyo! I'm over the moon. . . .
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November 03, 2006 10:55 AM EST --
A bunch of guys at a poker game came up with the following reasons why men score over women. Shocking!!!
I'm so glad I'm not like that :)
How many men does it take to open a beer? . . .
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March 30, 2007 08:27 AM EDT --
Like the fella once said, aint life a kick in the head? Dean Martin sang that and he knew what he was talking about. To put it bluntly, life is a bitch. It leads you on with beguiling innocence, and then . . .
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December 07, 2006 09:47 PM EST --
Circle the wagons; and keep your Winchesters primed. The Indians are coming! The Indians are coming!
The Hard Rock Café chain, that bastion of rockers (mainly white) and their disciples . . .
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March 06, 2009 05:37 AM EST --
This is one of those urban legends that sound so believable that they acquire the veneer of fact. It sounds believable because it revolves around lawyers and America's litigious society. The anonymous . . .
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September 24, 2006 11:59 AM EDT --
Royalty bashers are going to love this one. It appears that Bonnie Prince Charlie - he of the big ears - insists on his breakfast eggs being boiled just right.
Problem is, "just . . .
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September 27, 2006 11:25 AM EDT --
A clinical study in Japan had determined that a passionate 30-minute kiss can reduce the production of histamines in the body and help relieve the miseries of hay fever.
This opens up a new . . .
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October 04, 2006 04:42 AM EDT --
Well, they have finally gone and done it. They have made God the fall guy.
In new guidelines for bishops and priests, the Church of England, including the top guy – the Archbishop of Canterbury . . .
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October 19, 2006 01:57 AM EDT --
I've always considered myself semi-literate when it comes to computers. After receiving this email from a friend – which is a record of actual conversations between a Help Desk and customers . . .
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November 14, 2006 03:05 AM EST --
During the early Christian and Medieval periods, the Pope, the head of the Roman Catholic Church, was deemed to be infallible. His every word was gospel and he could do no wrong. And even if he did, no . . .
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December 05, 2006 03:18 AM EST --
Politics can sometimes work out in strange ways. Yesterday, Hugo “Mad Dog” Chavez was re-elected as President of Venezuela for a second term. True to form, he lost no time in gloating over . . .
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January 19, 2007 11:19 AM EST --
I was a late convert to the digital revolution. For almost five years after CDs first came on the market, I steadfastly clung on to my precious – and ageing – collection of vinyl LP records; . . .
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November 09, 2006 09:02 PM EST --
Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die.
This is so priceless; and so so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today.
THIS IS A TRUE STORY
A lady . . .
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November 16, 2006 08:57 AM EST --
There is a strong rumour - not proven - that the following happening was inspired by Joanne Huspek's 'Men (Whores) of Gather' calendar.
In a sort of mini-Enron, a company making food hampers . . .
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November 06, 2006 11:54 PM EST --
Georgie Porgie, that lovable klutz
Drives even fellow Republicans nuts
He can't understand the mess they're in
Just keeps on flashing that goofy grin
John Kerry sat on a wall . . .
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November 09, 2006 12:46 AM EST --
Holy Light
Glorious sight
Rumsfeld's gone into the night
No more fingers wagged in your face
No more sermons, no smirking grimace
Donald, Lord of the Rings, guy
We bid you a heartfelt goodbye . . .
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February 04, 2007 10:05 AM EST --
The fragile male ego, already battered and bruised as a result of continuous assault by the ridiculously-labeled weaker sex, over the past few decades, has received one more body blow. A recent survey . . .
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October 17, 2008 12:10 PM EDT --
First of all, I freely admit to being an ignorant foreigner. That said, I have more than a passing interest in the political process in the greatest democracy in the world. I have assiduously . . .
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September 20, 2006 04:55 AM EDT --
Very few Americans may be aware that the man tipped to be the next Prime Minister of Japan is named Shinzo Abe - you read that right: Abe as in Lincoln.
I can understand it if quite a few Americans are . . .
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